You Gotta Laugh

Sometimes, residents have some, well, interesting things to say about their community. MHN and Kingsley Associates take a look at some of the more humorous correspondence from renters.

Sometimes, residents have some, well, interesting things to say about their community. MHN and Kingsley Associates take a look at some of the more humorous correspondence from renters.

❝ I suggest you guys use a service like ‘poo print’ that takes the DNA of dogs so that you can fine owners that don’t clean up by the pool.❞
—Austin, Texas

❝ The laundry facilities don’t take quarters, so now I don’t know what to spend all my quarters on… ❞
—Denver

❝ I work out early in the morning, and each day the weight room is a pigsty. Other residents shouldn’t act like their mom is coming to pick up after them. ❞
—Tempe, Ariz.

❝ The changes in the lobby are freaking me out. Looks like aliens took over. I thought it was a joke at first.❞
—Stamford, Conn.

❝ I do not use Facebook, and I feel that management relies too much on that particular platform to deliver announcements. ❞
—Chicago

❝ Horrible, awful tour guide. She would have been happier at a funeral.❞
—Atlanta

❝ Friendly, helpful and welcoming staff. However, you had furniture in the clubhouse with tags still on them. ❞
—Watchung, N.J.

❝ We joke that we have a family of tap-dancing rhinoceroses living about us because it is SO LOUD. ❞
—Charlotte, N.C.

❝ The extra room was more like a closet, but I guess it qualified as a room. ❞
—Springfield, Va.