What's on Your Apartment 'Laminated List'?

What feature or amenity would tempt you to drop everything for that apartment?

There’s an episode of Friends where Ross and Rachel are making lists of famous people, who, in the unlikely case that they meet them, are allowed to have affairs with them and not get in trouble with their significant other. Ross even goes so far as to laminate his list.

What would you put on your list if you created one for real estate? So you could drop everything and move to this dream apartment without any ramifications?

Read some suggestions here.